jay needs

The inimitable Madame President posted an interesting meme yesterday. Here's how it works:

Go to Google and search on your name followed by the word "needs" (for example, I searched on "Jay needs"). Then take the first ten entries and comment on them.

Here's what I got:

1. Jay Needs Snow
This winter has been unseasonably warm and I could use a good romp in Central Park snow with Bob right now.

2. Jay needs redemption
Oh my, yes. I'd like to redeem the Jay that was relaxed, taking photographs, planning vacations and enjoying life before we started apartment hunting. If I could do that, I would truly feel "born again."

3. Jay Needs Help!
Yes! Yes! Help unpacking. Help completing the work on the apartment. Help with legal battles with our first contractor. Mental Help! Oh yes!

4. Jay needs a home where he is the only child or the other siblings are male.
I have six sisters and my one brother left home when I was seven years old. In a way, I have been trying to make the above statement a reality for most of my life. I've got it now!

5. Jay needs to focus on getting people off the shelf instead of worrying about some party.
This came from a web discussion about some hip-hop music producer who wasn't doing his job well. I can only relate this to needing to getting back to my photography, now that the move is over.

6. Jay needs to dump Maia because Maia is such a cow.
Poor Maia. I would never dump her over her weight issues. In this case, Maia's Jay needs to get better friends and better advise.

7. Jay Needs to Sharpen His Sarcasm.
Oh really? Does he? Really?

8. Jay needs more information on filter strips and how effective they would be on his farm.
I really would like to give this one a naughty spin. Feel free to make up an innuendo-laced interpretation of your own for this one.

9. Jay needs to check his PMs [private messages].
This is rarely a concern, but it is at present. I try to keep up with my emails, but I have missed a few important ones recently.

10. Jay needs a very special home.
In so many senses of the word "special," yes! Bob and I have been working on making a very unique home for ourselves. But also, right now, with the way everything is has been going, I may also need to "check-in" to a "special" home, if you get my drift.

I'd like, in particular, to see what Dottie, poetrytoweasels, kitchenbeard, and allsmilesbear come up with for this one, but anyone is welcome to play along.